New Traffic Light Signal
Dave wrote an article about the possibility of a white light being added to our traffic signals to accommodate self-driving vehicles. In a bold move inspired by this new white traffic light, Las Vegas should unveil its own expanded palette of traffic signals—because in sin city, three colors just can’t handle the madness.
Las Vegas Should Jump on Board
Purple Light – Activated nightly at 11:07 p.m., drivers watch for this color as it gives street racers the green flag to unleash their inner Fast & Furious. It’s synchronized with EDM bass drops and conveniently disables citizen concern for 90 seconds.
Green Light – Still means go. Unless you’re high on your legal stash, which is still illegal consume while driving, but that seems to be a commonly overlooked detail. Then it means “go… eventually.” Which brings us to…
Neon Green Light – A special hue for those under the influence of legal marijuana. It pulses slowly, encouraging mellow vibes and reminding drivers that the road is not, in fact, melting…