When Dr. Frankenstein decided to create Cheyenne, he pieced her together with the body of a hippo, the brain of a dog, the ears of a bat, toes made of Fritos, and the sweetest eyes this side of East Tennessee.
He raised her up on a doggie bed late one night, when there was a lightning storm, and when lightning struck, Cheyenne came to life.
“She’s alive, she’s alive,” Frankenstein cried…