If you’ve lived in Lubbock long enough, you’ve probably noticed that we’ve all developed a few special abilities no one else seems to have. Forget Spider-Man or Wolverine — West Texans have evolved into their own brand of superheroes, forged by dust storms, drive-thrus, and sheer stubbornness.
1. The “Wind Walk” No matter how bad it’s blowing, you somehow manage to get from your car to the door without losing your drink, your dignity, or your hair extension. You’ve learned the sideways lean, the squint, and the power stance required to survive a 60-mph gust.
2. The “Tumbleweed Reflex” You can spot a rogue tumbleweed from half a mile away and instinctively know whether to brake, dodge, or let it meet its fate against your bumper. Hell, you might even take it home and turn it into a West Texas Christmas Tumbleweed tree. We roll with the punches around here, even when the punches are rolling toward us.
3. The “Whataburger Radar” Even in total darkness, you can sense where the nearest orange-and-white beacon of hope is located. And somehow, your order is always right. (BBQ chicken strip sandwich, sub BBQ sauce for honey mustard. If you’ve never had it, you’re welcome.)…