Remember how apologizing as a kid wasn’t just about saying “sorry”? Your parents wanted the full confession.
“Tell your sister exactly what you’re sorry for,” my parents would say after I launched a Hot Wheels car directly at her head — as if my 6-year-old self needed to draft a statement of accountability before snack time.
So, here’s my latest apology: I’m sorry, Flower Child, for assuming you only served plant-based and gluten-free food. And for spreading that rumor around…