Look how loosely The PoBoy Shop’s prizes are stacked. This lucky kid has a lot to learn about real life.
Of all the arcade games, the claw machine has to be the most educational for kids growing up in capitalist America. (Yeah, that’s right, we’re using this story about a game promoting a restaurant at SMU’s homecoming to say something pinko and snarky. We’re the Observer. Sue us. Wait, don’t sue us. Just troll us online.)
We’ll get back to the polito-snark in a second, but first, the who, what and all that jazz…