If you’ve driven in El Paso for more than five minutes, you already know that traffic laws here are more like “gentle suggestions.” Whether you’re on I-10, Mesa, or just trying to leave a Target parking lot with your sanity intact, there are certain behaviors that El Paso drivers seem physically incapable of performing, almost like they break out in hives at the thought. Here are the top five things El Paso drivers are apparently allergic to.
1. Using Turn Signals
The humble turn signal. A simple flick of the wrist that tells the world where you’re going. Yet somehow, it remains a mystery to half the city. Maybe the blinker fluid’s too expensive, or maybe it’s a deep philosophical stance: “If you don’t know where I’m going, you don’t deserve to.”
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