Thank you to New Yorkers for going to the polls — let’s hope you chose wisely

Yuks before the real yuck

Today, the only subject is New York.

The prices are up and the management’s down . . . Born naked, wet and hungry, boys get slapped on the ass and it goes downhill from there . . . One stripper awoke after a big night, found her clothes on and yelled: “I’ve been draped” . . . Another learned: Never smack a guy in the face who’s chewing tobacco.

With sex for sale on the street, men will now wear zippers at half mast and prefer activity on days beginning with T: today, Thursday, tomorrow, Thanksgiving, Thaturday and Thunday . . . NYC’s Sanitation Dept. is devoting its November trash pickup to politicians . . . Some candidates, free to run, even made bail…

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