Lilo grew up on a turkey farm where her job was to protect the flock. She’d sleep with the turkeys at night and was supposed to look out for threats during the day, but Lilo was way more interested in snuggling with the turkeys than in protecting.
“I just love you,” she’d say as she cuddled up to the feathery birds.
“Gobble, gobble, gobble,” the turkeys replied…