Our student senate just handed ROTC a participation trophy for lawbreaking, breeding the exact kind of softness that makes our modern military look less like “Band of Brothers” and more like “Toddlers & Tiaras.”
These campus warriors, who supposedly volunteer for the privilege of protecting our country, decided to throw a tantrum because they can’t park illegally for 10 whole minutes. Senate Bill 117-88, which seemingly passed with as much thought as one can find within a TikTok comment section, demands that parking enforcement wait before ticketing ROTC students’ cars in parking lots.
Apparently, parking in a legal spot like the rest of us plebs is a war crime, and being expected to move your vehicle by the clearly posted 7 a.m. deadline is unreasonable. Oh, the horror!…