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The city of Madison is something of a drinker’s paradise, but here at The Daily Cardinal, we believe underage drinking shouldn’t have to be confined to dorms, college slums or bars like [redacted].
Follow this quick guide the next time you’re craving a picturesque pint in one of Madison’s many breathtaking urban parks…