Editor’s Note: This article is a humor column.
Dec. 2, Charlottesville Police concluded its investigation into the great falling of the tree outside of Bodo’s Bagels. Following over a month of interrogation, the primary suspect, Mr. Vom Bunyan — a Vom Mart employee and Charlottesville local — confessed to the crime.
Charlottesville Police commented on the length of the investigation, which took over seven weeks…