Every city has its unspoken rules, but Lubbock doesn’t whisper them. Lubbock screams them through 60-mph winds, sideways dirt storms, and the collective trauma of trying to merge on Loop 289. If you’re new here, or you’ve lived here forever but still make questionable choices, consider this your official guide to Things You Should Absolutely Never Do in Lubbock.
Never Trust the Weather App
Lubbock weather is a pathological liar. You’ll wake up to sunshine, eat lunch in a dust storm, and drive home in hail the size of emotional support grapes. If your forecast says “calm winds,” it’s trolling you. If it says “breezy,” cancel…..