EUCLID, Ohio (WOIO) – “This bargain bin bandit in a gray hoodie and knockoff shades thought he was slick swiping someone else’s American Express card,” the Euclid Police Department bluntly stated while asking for help identifying the theft suspect caught on camera.
The victim accidentally dropped her wallet outside Urgent Care, EPD stated, “and this wannabe ‘baller’ shows up faster than a clearance sale.”
EPD then said the suspect “strutted into Walgreens on Lake Shore Boulevard and a liquor store like he was a big spender — but really, he’s just a discount criminal with zero style.”…