Living in Lubbock builds character. It also includes a list of things that can destroy your mood in under three seconds. No buildup, no dramatic music, just immediate emotional whiplash. One second you’re fine. Next, you’re staring into the middle distance, wondering what you did in a past life to deserve this.
Here are some of the fastest, most efficient vibe-killers in town .
First: the wind changes direction for no apparent reason. Not even getting stronger, just different. You’ll be mid-sentence, mid-step, or mid-hair confidence, and suddenly nature slaps you in the face and whispers, “Not today.” Bonus points if it blows dirt directly into your mouth while you weren’t even talking. Love that…
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