It’s 2008 and you’re singing along to “Just Dance” by Lady Gaga in your lime green Volkswagen Beetle.
You strut into a Pinkberry, showing off your fluffy UGG boots and matching bubblegum pink Juicy Couture tracksuit.
You head straight to their self-serve station, filling your cup with swirls of strawberry and chocolate frozen yogurt, later drowning it in Hershey’s chocolate sauce, crumbled up Oreos, and white chocolate chips…