You think your hometown has odd rules, but wait until you see what small town America still enforces on paper. These laws are real, rarely enforced, and wildly specific to local history and humor. From high heel permits to bans on underwater whistling, you will never look at chicken, moose, or confetti the same way again. Buckle up and enjoy the weirdness you could technically be fined for.
1. High Heels Over 2 Inches Need a Permit – Carmel-by-the-Sea, CA
In Carmel-by-the-Sea, wearing high heels over two inches requires a simple permit. The rule dates back to concerns about trip and fall incidents on the town’s famously uneven sidewalks. You would grab a free permit at city hall and strut safely, at least on paper.
It sounds ridiculous until you picture tourists wobbling on cobbles during wine tastings. Locals treat it like a charming quirk, not a crackdown. If you visit, pack your prettiest flats or get the permit for fun…