Karen Read for State Treasurer

Rumor has it that Karen Read doesn’t feel safe in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, and that she’s planning to leave the Bay State. Please don’t leave, Karen. We can’t fight these jackasses by ourselves! It’s Meatball Morrisey who should be packing his bags — not you, not you and your family. “Here’s your hat, Meatball, what’s your hurry?”

Tip O’Neill is quoted as saying a lot of memorable things. Among them, “Anyone who comes into your office with an idea, and it may be the worst idea in the world, listen to them, and never ridicule them.” Consequently, here’s a plan. Everyone knows you have a real movie and a real book to do, not the garbage that’s been produced so far. Everyone wants you to succeed, and knows you will succeed with these matters. In the meantime, the Commonwealth needs you to run statewide. Treasurer of Massachusetts is perfect.

Here’s why. Debbie Goldberg, an individual a lot of us supported in the past, screwed up big time in her treatment of Shannon O’Brien, another talented woman. Goldberg wasted a lot of tax payer dollars unfairly trashing O’Brien. The money involved, was hard earned, for some people. It was thrown down the sewer in a petty, unjust personal squabble. Bye, bye, Treasurer Debbie Goldberg. There’s no sadness here. Debbie’s well to do, she’s had a good run, but it’s time to go. She will not be re-elected. Wasting government dough is a deadly hand, these days. As stated, Debbie’s out — you’re in. You’re beautifully qualified for the role, a PhD from Bentley University, work at Fidelity, a blue-chip institution. The hacks will tell you, “Hey, Karen, you can get your pension back!” You won’t qualify for MassHealth anymore, but who cares! You can still write your book and produce your movie, right from your office on Beacon Hill, after hours, of course, all while you’re on a government payroll! I’m telling you, Karen, it’s a die and go to heaven job. Talk to Dave Yannetti, he’s not just a great lawyer, he’s local. He’ll get it.   …

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