A ranch milkshake with a bunch of toppings is coming to Great Wolf Lodge
If you’re a fan of savory over sweet, then maybe you won’t raise as big of a brow as most of the internet did at the news of Great Wolf Lodge’s latest dessert menu item. We won’t waste any time explaining because nothing we say could possibly prepare you for this: It’s a Ranch Milkshake. Yes, like the salad dressing. It’s topped with carrots, celery and chicken nuggets, so milkshake is a bit of a misnomer. It’s a whole meal.
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Now at this point, it would be understandable if you were picturing just a big cup full of freezing cold ranch dressing. Thankfully, that’s not the case. The ranch sounds like more of a little addition for some extra personality rather than an entire Hidden Valley situation.
“The shake starts with a vanilla ice cream base, so it’s still sweet and creamy, while the ranch adds a tangy twist that creates a surprisingly delicious combination,” a representative of Great Wolf Lodge told Savor Nation. “Whether you want to sip it or even use it as a dip, it’s definitely a memorable menu item, and provides kids with a fun new way to eat their veggies!”
If you’re already there to spend a few days chasing kids up and down water slides amid shrieks and chlorine fumes, adding in a frozen salad dressing dessert won’t even come close to the weirdest thing you see on the trip. Honestly, bottoms up. And bring an extra side of chicken nuggets…