Let me ask you a very important question: how many crab legs is too many crab legs? Because at this Texas seafood buffet, that question becomes surprisingly difficult to answer.
I walked in thinking I’d pace myself, be reasonable, maybe try a little of everything. Five minutes later, I was staring at towering trays of crab legs and realizing my original plan had absolutely no chance.
Suddenly the mission was clear: grab a plate, grab the cracker, and get to work. Around me, everyone else seemed to be having the exact same idea…