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University of Wisconsin-Madison Chancellor Jennifer Mnookin refused to cancel classes Monday, forcing students to attend their lectures by any means possible through 300 feet of snow. The six students seen outside were spotted on snow mobiles, tractors and skis making their ways to class.
“You already got your day off for the next five years,” Mnookin told The Daily Cardinal on Saturday. “What more could you possibly want? Salted sidewalks? Cleared roads? You people are so entitled.”…