The ground split beneath Pinewood’s Upper Campus on the afternoon of Wednesday, March 11th, as students clutched their desks during what a local United States Geological Survey official later confirmed was a category 5 Sharknado, followed by a tsunami.
Within seconds, classrooms descended into pure chaos. Sharks landed on teachers, chairs scraped across the floor, and several iPads became lunch for baby sharks. At least 67 students were “emotionally shaken.” In the Junior High Quad, students watched in horror as English teacher Kim Wetzel’s elbow and big toe were viciously gnawed by a gigantic hammerhead.
The sharknado struck at approximately 2:22 p.m. during an eighth-grade science lesson on unnatural disasters. Junior high science teacher Elaina Tyson, who was mid-lecture, was unfazed…