The NIL (No Idea, LOL) era has been an absolute circus. From strange marketing tactics, chaos in the legal system and integrity issues, it’s been a spectacle.
Clemson University’s very own Ian Schietteline will be returning to college sports thanks to a luxurious NIL agreement, the first of its kind. The Chef has agreed to acquire two full-sleeve arm tattoos of the law firm that assisted in dropping his reckless driving charge.
The Morgan and Dorgan law firm, which prides itself on representing the ultimate moggers, helped the Chef pull some strings with the NCAA to secure another year of eligibility in football. However, it came at a cost to Sheeffeelin. He now has to wear two arm sleeve tattoos with one sleeve reading “I got mogged by Clemson Po-po” and the other sleeve reading “Morgan and Dorgan My Twins 4L.”…