The news hit my inbox early this morning, and for a second, it felt like the dessert world had completely lost its mind. Dairy Queen was supposedly rolling out a five-gallon Blizzard.
Let that sink in…five gallons.
Now stay with me, because this took me straight back to being a kid. There used to be an ice cream parlor called Farrell’s Ice Cream Parlor. If your parents took you there for your birthday, you were already winning. But if you were really lucky—and Dad had been stacking some overtime—you got “The Zoo.”…