Kalamazoo has plenty of good places to eat. These are not those places. These are places that should trigger your survival instincts, your common sense, and possibly a call from someone asking, “Are you doing okay?”
We know where to get the best burgers in the Kalamazoo area. We even know where to go when we want good Sushi in Kalamazoo. However, there are a handful of places you should avoid eating at in Kalamazoo. If you disagree with any of these, I simply can’t help you.
4 Places to NEVER Eat in Kalamazoo
#1. The bottom of the Kalamazoo River.
Let’s start strong with a location that really commits to the “wet food” concept. Eating at the bottom of the Kalamazoo River is bad for several reasons, and near the top of that list is this: Nobody likes a soggy sandwich.
As beautiful as the Kalamazoo River looks on a sunny Spring day downtown, it is a very dirty body of water. If your lunch requires scuba gear, it’s not lunch anymore. It’s a cry for help.
#2. The Kalamazoo County Jail.
No disrespect to the people doing their jobs there, but one of your life goals should be avoiding any meal plan that begins with “after booking.” Jail should not be where you discover today’s chef special…