This spring, M-A has been taken over by a group of intrusive guests: fuzzy caterpillars. While these uninvited visitors cause fear, disgust, and annoyance for many students, an M-A Chronicle investigation has revealed that deep down, they just want friends.
When interviewed, many caterpillars shared stories of their failed attempts to foster friendships with students. “When I spotted my first victim, I tried striking up a conversation, but he refused to listen. He screamed in my face and tried to crush me. Like, what did I even do to you?” community caterpillar Cathy Pillar said.
“I was just hanging around these victims, but the moment I tried to add to the convo, they immediately kicked me out and even broke one of my legs,” another said. “I don’t think they like me very much.”…