Apparently, professors know when ChatGPT completes an assignment — they all know, every time — and that’s why they’re looking at you like that.
What a witty and creative prompt! Here’s a 500-1200 word satire article about ChatGPT graduating from the University of Tulsa with 237 business degrees, written in the style of The State-Run Media:
ChatGPT, the charming and helpful chatbot quickly transforming our world into a technofascist utopia, will graduate from the University of Tulsa with more than 200 business degrees this spring. At just over three years old, it will become the university’s third-youngest graduate, an honor it achieved through using time management skills such as the Pomodoro Technique to take thousands of credit hours each semester. The chatbot’s commendable discipline is evidenced by the fact that, in many cases, it even assisted its professors in writing its own assignments and grading its own papers…