The evil, hair-slurping chairs that plague Mead High School (Humor)

It’s the evil ones dressed in blue and gray metal that meticulously suck your hair into their tight grasp. Then, by some random fate, when you feel the itch to sit up, it attacks, and your hair is ripped right out of the root due to the extreme tension. This pain is indescribable as you panic to turn around and attempt to free your hair from the tight grip.

This is detrimental; I already have a high percentage of natural hair loss. I don’t need a haircut from a school chair.

MHS students attest to their hatred to these horrendous chairs…

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