You know that moment when you think you can handle something, and then reality slaps you across the face with a tortilla the size of a sleeping bag?
That’s what awaits you at Aunt Alice’s Kitchen in Longmont, Colorado, where the breakfast burritos don’t just push the boundaries of reasonable portion sizes—they laugh at those boundaries, set them on fire, and then smother the ashes in green chile.
This unassuming spot tucked into Longmont has been serving up comfort food that could double as a workout regimen, and their South of the Border Breakfast Burrito is the kind of culinary challenge that makes you question every life decision that led you to this moment.
Time to talk about what “massive” actually means in this context, because you’re not discussing your average grab-and-go breakfast situation here…