This is a transcription of the intervention certain cities brought against Miami. Dr. Chowders is in charge. The date, January 1st, 2024. Location, undisclosed. (Dr) “Miami? Can I call you Miami? I heard they also call you Miam-ah. Please have a seat. Of course you should recognize everyone in this room but me. My name is Dr. Chowders. An unfortunate last name, I know. Well, I’m here because these loving people here are concerned you’ve become unlivable. Now, they each have something to tell you. Out of respect, I hope you won’t leave, but listen to them with an open mind and an open heart.”