Listen… if you’re gonna be a dirty, rotten criminal, at least leave your dog at home. I mean seriously, what did that poor pup ever do besides wag his tail, drool on your shoes, and wonder why humans are so dramatic? You know I love dogs. I always say there’s no such thing as a bad dog, only bad dog owners. And wow, did we get a prime example of that in North Fort Myers this week.
According to Gulf Coast News, it was Sunday, holidays were creeping in, people grabbing last-minute groceries. A woman leaves the Dollar General on Pondella Road, probably with snacks, ingredients, maybe some Christmas goodies. And then here comes Martin Ahkim Amparo, 29 years old, apparently starring in his own low-budget crime movie. He demands her groceries because nothing says “holiday spirit” like stealing someone’s baked-bean casserole mix.
When she refuses to hand them over (good for her), he hits her with the most ridiculous line ever: “Drop your bags and give them to me.”…