Burn it bro? Okay, if you woke up today and thought, “Yeah man… today feels like a burning day,” I hate to be the one to ruin your whole spiritual journey. Like, if you were already mentally preparing… music on, snacks ready, comfy chair set up… thinking you were about to go full “peace and good vibes only”… Lee County just hit you with the hardest “Nah bro” of all time.
I had to call my buddy immediately like, “Dude… don’t do it. I know you want to burn today. You probably burned yesterday. But you are NOT cleared for burning right now, my guy.” And he was like, “What?! But I have stuff I need to burn!” And I’m like, “Yeah, I know… we all got stuff… but Lee County said absolutely not. Not inside, not outside, not behind the shed, not in a little fire pit pretending it’s ‘just vibes.’ NO burning, bro.”
Alright alright, before this gets too suspicious… We’re talking about actual outdoor burning. Lee County has officially enacted a burn ban for unincorporated Lee County and municipalities effective immediately because it’s been getting super dry all across Southwest Florida. The Lee Board of County Commissioners voted on it today during their regular meeting, and boom… the burn ban is on…