(KRON) — Got a problem with squatters? A Bay Area man wielding a Samurai sword and trained in mixed martial arts could be the solution. ASAP Squatter Removal advertises itself as the “#1 squatter removal service” and according to its website, removes squatters “in the Northern California area.”
The company’s website shows ASAP Squatter Removal’s CEO, James Jacobs, armed with a Samurai sword, some kind of grenade, and looking like he’s ready to do some serious damage to any unwelcome visitor living rent-free. The service advertises itself as having a 95% success rate, “making us the most reliable service in the industry.”
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Based in San Francisco, Jacobs advertises his service as “the only squatter removal service that actively defends your property.”
“While others rely solely on law enforcement relationships — often leading to delays and failed removals — we bring real-world combat training and experience to the table,” the website says. “Our team leader has over 20 years of mixed martial arts expertise, advanced melee weapons training and four years of NRA & USCCA certification, ensuring both strategic and physical preparedness for any situation.”…