If you’ll allow it, we’ve got a reason for you to take a break from today’s polarizing reception of Taylor Swift’s just-dropped Life of a Showgirl album, the ongoing rap cold war between Nicki Minaj and Cardi B and Texas’ dumb crusade against books you read in elementary school.
On Friday, the Dallas Zoo announced that it welcomed a baby giraffe late last month. The male giraffe, born to parents Katie and Tebogo, weighed 156 pounds and already stood at 5 feet 8 inches tall upon arrival — this might be devastating news for the short king community, now that we think about it…