Mama, Put Down the Dino Nuggets and Read This
Listen, Momma. I see you. I see you scarfing down those cold dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets like you’re a contestant on “Survivor: Toddler Edition.” Your threenager, who devoured an entire box of mac and cheese yesterday, has suddenly declared it “too cheesy,” leaving you to become the human garbage disposal. You’re out here running up and down the stairs 37 times a day – not for cardio – but because someone’s sock is on the wrong foot, or because your little Picasso decided the upstairs hallway wall was in desperate need of a crayon makeover.
And sure, wrangling your toddler during a mid-grocery-store meltdown might burn a few calories, but it’s not going to rebuild your pelvic floor, un-kink your SI joint, or give you the endorphin rush you deserve. You know, the kind of rush that makes you feel like a goddess instead of a slightly sweaty pack mule.
That’s why we hunted down four magical, unicorn-like gyms in the Harrisburg and West Shore areas that do the unthinkable: they’ll watch your kids. Yes. They. Will. You can squat, spin, and stretch while someone else ensures your tiny human doesn’t stick Play-Doh in their ear. It’s basically a vacation – if vacations lasted 45 minutes and came with free towels…