During the month of March, Irvington High School reported a record high in the number of students being rescinded, an increase of 135% from last year. Recent investigations into the online search histories of students on school devices revealed that over 300 seniors were dually enrolled in the elective, New College Surviva1 101, and had bought thousands of dollars worth of explosives like TNT.
For their final project, the students were instructed to ‘leave a lasting impression’ on the future generations of the school. However, several of these students misinterpreted the assignment, to the detriment of the community. The furious flames short-circuited the entire power grid, leaving multiple classrooms without power for days. Eyewitnesses reported seeing suspicious seniors walking around in ski masks nearby at the time of the fire, for no reason except that they were apparently “just looking around.”
The administration at Irvington did end up placing the guilty seniors in multiple detentions, but this punishment wasn’t enough to deter them…