Mitchell Fairbarn faces four counts of animal cruelty after surveillance cameras caught him dragging birds across the enclosure at 6 a.m. and hauling one to the 14th floor — because farm boy instincts, apparently
Las Vegas has seen a lot of bad decisions made in early morning hours, but Mitchell Fairbarn managed to out-stupid the entire Vegas Strip this week by breaking into the Flamingo Hotel’s wildlife habitat, grabbing a live flamingo by the legs, dragging it to the ground — twice — chasing the flock around the enclosure, wrapping one bird in his shirt, and hauling it up to his room on the 14th floor. The bird’s name is Peachy. Peachy did not want to go to the 14th floor.
Surveillance footage captured Fairbarn laughing through the whole fit of dumbassery, declaring in clear Canadian “I’m taking it home” while the screaming flamingo informed him he was declining the trip…