You have to be really careful about how you exact revenge on people, because when you inevitably get caught—and you will—the manner in which your revenge manifested will headline the articles chronicling your crime of passion.
For instance, according to reports from NBC6, a 50-year-old Miami woman is going to spend her remaining days being known as an allegedly scorned woman who sought revenge against the neighbor allegedly sleeping with her husband by allegedly tossing a bucket of poop on her. Allegedly.
Again, you don’t want to spend your golden years with a reputation as a poop chucker…