Here’s your tongue-in-cheek field guide to Bayou City grit. Houston is a city that laughs at humidity, treats flooding like a team sport, and measures distance in “loops.” It’s equal parts space-age and smokehouse, with hurricanes on the calendar and rodeo on the brain. If any of the signs below make you sweat, it might not just be the heat—it might be Houston telling you to toughen up.
25. You Think 90°F Is “Hot”
Summer here thinks 90°F…..