California isn’t just a state; it’s a lifestyle. From the iconic coastline to the endless sunshine and the unmistakable drive to “make it big,” living here comes with its own set of experiences that shape you in ways only a true Californian can understand. If you’ve checked off these 10 things, there’s no denying it—you’ve been in California for far too long.
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You’ve Had to Explain Why You’re Not “From” California
You’ve been asked enough times where you’re actually from to know that being born here doesn’t automatically make you a native. You’ve learned to love the inevitable follow-up question, “Oh, but what brought you here?”
You’ve Gotten Stuck in Traffic for What Felt Like an Entire Lifetime
In California, driving isn’t just a way to get from point A to point B; it’s a test of patience, strategy, and a deep understanding of the 405 freeway. You’ve gotten stuck in traffic so many times you’ve developed a new appreciation for podcasts, audiobooks, and the existential question: What are we even doing with our lives?
You’ve Found Yourself at a Beach and Thought, “It’s 60°F, but I’m Still Wearing a Tank Top”…