Northwood is a school that has everything to offer, except for the things it doesn’t. The boys’ bathrooms didn’t even have dividers between the urinals until the Howler allegedly had to step in—journalism doing its finest work. However, there are still many mysteries that remain unsolved, and administration’s reluctance to address them only allows swirling rumors to gain traction. Well, I am a trusted source verified by myself, and I’m here to expose the true reasons our school lacks many things other schools have.
Prom court
The Magna Carta is a royal charter of rights which was the first document to put an end to England’s absolute monarchy, greatly influencing future historical documents such as the Moldovan Declaration of Independence. The Magna Carta directly contradicts the existence of a “prom court,” and so the UN had to step in after years of quiet inaction to ban the blatant student rights violations that were occurring during prom…