Some buildings are destined for greatness in multiple lifetimes, and the structure housing Christine’s Firehouse in North Kansas City is living proof.
After years of housing fire trucks and emergency equipment, this former fire station has found its true calling: serving tenderloins so large they defy both physics and common sense.
The fire hydrants standing sentinel outside aren’t just nostalgic remnants of the building’s past life.
They’re actually fair warning that you’re about to enter a place where normal rules about portion sizes have been completely abandoned in favor of something much more entertaining…