Oh boy, Florida just keeps on giving, doesn’t it? Today’s gem comes straight out of Polk County, where the “Sunshine State Shenanigans” file has just been updated with a fresh entry: the Orange County Sheriff’s Office had to fire one of their shiny new recruits because—wait for it—he was arrested for soliciting prostitution. That’s right, folks. Jabez Lowe, lawman-in-training, decided the best way to serve and protect was to offer $80 for what he charmingly referred to as a “QV”—that’s “quick visit,” in case you don’t speak Craigslist fluently.…