Oh, Florida—you just can’t help yourself, can you? Forget hurricanes, theme park lines longer than a Lord of the Rings movie marathon, or politicians battling over book bans… this week we’ve got high school witchcraft scandals! That’s right, Orange County Public Schools is being accused of promoting actual spells and moon worship during their morning announcements. Apparently, the kids aren’t just pledging allegiance to the flag anymore—they’re pledging allegiance to Hecate, Goddess of the Crossroads.…