Spring has once again graced the Sunshine State with its signature combo of pit stains and swamp ass.
- But if you’ve already had enough, good news: A cold front will roll in tonight, bringing a much-needed temperature drop.
Yes, but: The front will flip the moisture from inside your clothes to outside of it, with some showers and thunderstorms expected.
The forecast: This week, lows will be in the 60s and highs in the low 80s.
- Another cold front will arrive on Friday, bringing temperatures down through the weekend.
💠Yacob’s thought bubble: Do not — I repeat, do not — reach for a long-sleeve.
- We’re still deep in above-the-knee Dri-FIT shorts territory. Double up on deodorant and accept that your clothes will stick to your soul by noon.
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