You know that feeling when you walk into a place and immediately realize your belt is about to meet its greatest challenge?
Welcome to Shady Maple Smorgasbord in East Earl, where breakfast isn’t just a meal, it’s a full-contact sport.
Listen, I’ve been to buffets before.
You know the type: a sad steam table with some scrambled eggs that have been sitting there since the Carter administration, bacon that could double as roofing shingles, and a waffle maker that’s seen better days…