There’s a wild goose chase underway in Kentucky. A crime spree is unfolding in the city of Louisville, confounding local authorities who are in pursuit of the J-Town Goose Wrangler.
No, this is not a joke. People are taking this very seriously, including the graphics department at WAVE-3.
“It was all fun and games until Sunday morning, Kinser noticed that Sir Waddleson Honkington was missing.”
Serious journalism is required to bring justice to the community of Jeffersontown. The middle-class neighborhood, known by locals simply as J-Town, is catching the Porch Geese fever. The lawn decor was popularized in the 1980s, and like all things, is making a comeback as homeowners bring a little flair to the front of their homes by adding seasonal attire to their concrete animals…