I saw the following comment online, and it’s the most appropriate way I can imagine to introduce today’s pressing topic.
I tried Paris Baguette yesterday and it was AMAZING!! There were so many delicious looking options that it was hard to narrow it down. Guess that means I’ll regularly have to go back so I can let you know what’s good. Don’t worry, I’m willing to do that for you. If you saw my stories, you know this little fruit pastry was one of the best things I’ve ever eaten. It’s next to the fancy new Chipotle.
The phrase “fancy new Chipotle” amuses me to such a great degree that not being able to remember the exact exurban locale in question (Annapolis MD, perhaps?) doesn’t even matter…