LEO Weekly’s Caleb Stultz reports that a Lexington “dessert concept” (groan) will open at or near 650 Baxter Ave., in or adjacent to where Asheville’s Hi-Wire Brewing used to be, until it skedaddled, which is why I concocted the cover “concept” of one shake-like dessert drink crowding out another.
I know all too well that when ya gotta explain the joke, it won’t be funny.
However, as a beer traditionalist, nothing’s quite as inadvertently hilarious as a Sour Smoothie Chocolate Raspberry “beer concept,” and if I can’t find a way to insert my comprehensive annoyance with … um, never mind…