Let this serve as a little bit of a Lubbock primer for some of you.
Whether you care to fit in or just want to know what to expect, I have a Beginners Guide To Lubbock for you.
#1. You Support Texas Tech In Lubbock
You don’t get a choice in the matter. You are automatically a follower of the Red & Black.
There is some wiggle room when it comes to the Dallas Cowboys because Texas Tech grad Patrick Mahomes plays for the Chiefs. Any other choices will make you stick out like an alien with its pants down.
#2. Life Revolves Around Tortillas In Lubbock
We make ’em, we eat ’em, and we throw them at Texas Tech games. From breakfast burritos to ball games, tortillas are life here.
#3. The Towns And People Surrounding Lubbock Are Afraid Of Us
Just talk to someone who lives in a surrounding town and ask why they don’t live in Lubbock proper. They’ll then say, “Y’all have too much crime there.”…