I’m not sure who writes the laws around here, but they clearly don’t spend a ton of time outside in July.
If they did, a few things around here would become illegal immediately.
THINGS THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL IN LUBBOCK DURING THE SUMMER
Black Leather Seats
They looked great when you bought the car last winter, now they’re just branding irons with cupholders, and nobody wants to ride to lunch with you anymore.
Asking Someone For Help Moving
Straight to jail.
Scheduling Outdoor Events at 3 pm
Someone out there really thinks, “Oh, joy! The hottest part of the day! Surely everyone wants to be outside for that!” and that person should be put on a watchlist, if not just removed from society completely.
Getting Into Your Car Without Cracking The Windows
Or sitting there talking before you start the car…